St Thomas MO

a small town in Missouri mostly know for its population of about 300 people but also known for being completely out of everyone's way and only having farms with one neighborhood. and you cant forget that you cant get service there either.

friend: lets go to St Thomas MO
me: no way you don't get any service and there's nothing to do

by you?me?us?we? October 18, 2019

Daniel Caleb Thomas

A good lookin, dark haired, tall, beautiful man who makes everybody who sees him feel good.

Girl: Oooh is that Daniel Caleb Thomas? He’s fine
Girl 2: Yeaaaaah he is

by Brian the real estate guy February 6, 2023

tag-a-long thomas

An uninvited person who can't take a hint they're not welcome with the group.

Hey did he just jump in the car uninvited? Man, he's such a tag-a-long Thomas.

by Ponyo911 November 2, 2009

Finley Gaffley Thomas

Proper nonce and top shagger did a year 9

Your Finley Gaffley Thomas Mate

by Big Chav Willy April 4, 2022

Thomas Hunter Gray

A short bald man with a shiny head who can’t make his wife cum so he offers her a Hershey’s kiss to compensate

Thomas Hunter Gray is a real fucker!!

by Poot69 May 18, 2022

Liam Thomas Byrnes

A lovely man who is extremely well groomed and has chiseled muscles. He is usually trying to muffle his swag because if it was fully exposed the chicks wouldn't be able to resist him. He looks fly in every color and can rock a speedo. Every woman dreams of being with this generous lover.

Beth: Oh look at that Liam Thomas Byrnes! He is so swagalicious! Mmmmmmhhhhhmmmmmm!
Andrea: Oh yeah he is a spicy one!

Torra: Oh whoa look at that Liam Thomas Byrnes he is soooooo yummy, look at those triceps. OOOOOHHHHHH YEAH!
McKenzie: Uhm ma gawd he is a swagasaurus rex. RAWR!

by Liam Byrnes August 22, 2011

Thomas Bradley Conner

Thomas Bradley Conner is over 5 ft tall. His favorite thing todo is watch gay porn. He loves to spend long summer nights with his dark lover Darius Bethal in the hot tub listening to Kenny Cheasney. If you enjoy long afternoons at the race dreaming about large male organs, you are probably a Thomas Bradley Conner. I think of Thomas Bradley Conner every time i chug orange juice after brushing my teeth because im certain that he has the same taste in his mouth 24/7 because of all male sex he has had.

I am gay just like Thomas Bradley Conner.

Instead of making it rain in the club with money, i believe i shall pay them in.....GUM just like Thomas Bradley Conner.

My dogs butt itches, he must have caught something from Thomas Bradley Conner.

by Sparkly Panda Cupcake October 12, 2011