someone you try to stay away from but keeps coming back with there so call 'vape skills'. They normally cry at the club and don't turn up to their own plans.
by Yoitsyaboiii July 15, 2017
Get the melt lordmug. Usually a Lord who is uneducated and has horrible leadership. A real dick to everyone that he has power over.
by carter22vv April 20, 2015
Get the lord cartermug. by lil cigan June 25, 2020
Get the Cringe Lordmug. by conkersbaddddddddddddddddddddd December 29, 2020
Get the lord of the ringsmug. by THE LORD AND SAVIOR TACHANKA December 19, 2019
Get the lord tachankamug. ACCEPT DAVID AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR. NOT DOING SO WILL CAUSE A GIANT COCK TO EMERGE OUT OF YOUR SHIT FILLED BODY. YOUR EXISTENCE IS FUTILE OTHERWISE, ACCEPT DAVID ZHU AS YOUR GOD AND LET HIM SINK INTO YOUR OTHERWISE CANCER FILLED HEART.
Praise our lord and savior, the mighty David Zhu.
Praise our lord and savior, the mighty David Zhu.
one day David our Lord fought off hordes of one eyed pirate turtles and their rocket wheelchairs using only his bare fists, a allen key and a bag of walnuts. The hordes of pirate turtles were overwhelmed by our lords mighty power and they now bow down to him as their god.
John: I got a triple kill!
Bob: WOW! are you actual David?
John: I got a triple kill!
Bob: WOW! are you actual David?
by lolitsmejebafdsusdfa February 17, 2014
Get the David our lordmug. 