Tank Starts

When a tank starts

*tank starts*

by A tank October 12, 2021

Think Tank

You get tanked(drunk), preferably with others for discourse, and then you think.

Often associated with the ballmer peak.

Origin: James Cook University, Queensland, Wayde Gardiner

The think tank last night was very productive, we finished our programming assignment.

by nexair_fantastica September 27, 2021

uncle thomas the tank engine

he is an uncle to everyone

1 cocksucker: hey my uncle is thomas the tank engine, his name is uncle thomas the tank engine
2 cocksucker: shut the fuck up you faggot and stop snorting coke

by DreamyBullXXX is gay November 14, 2022

Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline

Anonymous Caller: Me and my cousin do the Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline for fun.

Whataburger Employee: What's that?

Anonymous Caller: Its where you take a Thomas the Tank Engine toy and put in a condom and shove it in each other's ass.

Whataburger Employee: Sounds like fun I'll try it after work!

You take a Thomas the Tank Engine toy and put in a condom and shove it in your ass or another's ass for fun; then you have a Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline.

by An Enthusiast of Pipelines December 12, 2022

running tank

The act of distributing nitrous oxide from a nitrous oxide tank into balloons and selling those balloons to hippies who inhale them and get high....the person who owns the nitrous tank and is making the money by selling the balloons is the one who is "running tank".

John was running tank all night last night, he made like 4,000 dollars.

by woof9 April 26, 2010

Fish tank time

The period of time where sex (usually heterosexual penetration) is so boring that you'd rather pay attention to the guy's conveniently positioned fish tank than actively engage in sex.

A: "Hey, I heard you and Tom hooked up last night, how'd it go? Is he worth a go?"

B: "For someone who's so experienced, there was way too much fish tank time. Would not recommend."

by lotsofusefulwords March 12, 2016

Tanked

When a guy doesn’t talk to you for several hours but you’re dating

Omg Sean I’m being tanked please comfort me

by Realestcheese May 20, 2018