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purple beef heart

you will notice this upon wanking and spaffing 3 times within 10 minutes whilst watching the 10 minute porn freeview. only works whilst in your teens.
holy shit shirley, you so hot. i think my captain purple beef heart is gonna explode.
by captain face head September 25, 2010
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A curse that effects any YouTube LP'er (Let's play) that causes them to stop LP'ing during the course of Kingdom Hearts, thus making it a game so far cursed on YouTube.
Youtuber #1 "Shit SSoHPKC is taking on The Curse of the Kingdom Hearts LP!"

Youtuber #2 "Oh no! We have to stop him!"

*Epic fight scene ensues*
by Ghodith September 7, 2010
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My heart pumps piss

completely unsympathetic, showing no concern
lack of caring
heartless
My friend said, my heart pumps piss for you. You complain about your boss, while I have no job.
by rucus7 June 22, 2011
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set your heart ablaze

rengokus theme, makes me cry every time i think about it because of his death
“Set your heart ablaze, Go beyond your limits
by junk0en0shima July 29, 2021
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Cream Pie Heart Attack

receiving a cream pie then having a heart attack out of excitment
Big Dylan grabbed me by the ass cheeks and creamed in me hard!!! Shortly after i had a heart attack from the pleasure of his juice inside me!!!
Cream Pie Heart Attack !!!
by Tortilla69 July 11, 2016
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Heart shaped soda tab

When someone gives you a soda tab in the shape of a heart glued together (with both middle parts intact) it means they are asking you to be their significant other ( or just simply expressing their feelings)
“Yea they gave me a heart shaped soda tab, we’re dating now”
by Nezuko05 July 6, 2021
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Sacred Heart High School

Dec 2017
Stituation,
It's with a wretched heart to report that Sacred Heart High School hasn't experienced any progress. Since your departure the athletic department introduced football. Once thought to add pride to the culture has only taken away from our reputation fueling the egos of many untalented “athletes”.
The administration's gone through many changes, now a board of senile people who seek to eliminate fun. Their financial activity has severely hurt both wallets of the parents and the well-being of the school. Tuition has increased with no signs of the money going to good use. The science wing received a high-tech refurbishment. However classes have only used the equipment to make paper boxes. The speech & debate room now has lights, seats, and a window so while walking to the caf you can see the lesbians sc*****ing each other on stage. This program lures ignorant 7th graders into submitting themselves into a life-long of sexual experimentation and identification issues.
To fortify our school a multi-thousand dollar key-card system on only 1 door. However, within 2 days of the installation it broke as students soon realized that by merely pulling on the door with the strength of a 7th grader you could enter the school. Our principal warned that this was trespassing. Do we feel safe now!
Nothing left to say except: sorry. We tried but all efforts were fruitless. Our beloved school has 5 years left at best. We hope that one day that will change.
-Friends
Guy #1: What do you call a small group of 50, maybe 60 people who all dress the same and follow the orders of f***in' crazy people?
Guy #2: Sacred Heart High School students?
Guy #1: I was thinking the Manson Family, but that works too.
by Cheesy Chowder April 13, 2020
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