Batting clean up

Last guy to go massage parlor right before they close at the end of the night and likes to chow box.

I work with this guy that likes to batting clean up. He shows up late to work a couple mornings every week with a big grin on his face. He must’ve batted clean up last night.

by Kitty 2 November 22, 2025

Tism-Bat

People who like the character Man-Bat and has autism

I have Tism-Bat

by Batsy_thedarkknight December 1, 2025

Face Bat

It's a mustache.

I've never been attracted to mustaches but now a face bat gets me every time!

by lolsnowski69420 December 28, 2025

african river bat

A bitch made individual. Usually someone who will do anything to suck the life out of you (and not in a good way). Cannot be trusted under any circumstances especially in the dark.

My boss is a fucking african river bat. He messaged me at 11:30 p.m and told me to get back to the office.

Bro John has been such an african river bat lately. Dude just bums my weed and tells me he needs another bowl cause shit is “weak”.

by GoldTesla June 13, 2024

Inflate A Bat Day

June 26th is the day where you inflate your bat friends!

Wow it’s Inflate A Bat Day! Wonder where the nearest bat is!

by Eatable June 13, 2024

Ohio Bat & Cat Position

The sexual act of rescuing a hoe (paying her extra cash) and then holding both her ankles and dangling her upside down like a bat and forcing her to suck your dick until you spunk into her mouth, while she braids strands of your body hair into a tail to yank on.

Matt: "Hey Johhny, I paid this hoe off the street double so that she'd give me the Ohio Bat & Cat Position"
Johnny: "damn that lucky girl"
Matt: "only Ohio hoes know this technique!"

Matt: "Hey Johhny, I paid this hoe off the street double so that she'd give me the Ohio Bat & Cat Position"
Johnny: "damn that lucky girl"
Matt: "only Ohio hoes know this technique!"

by i megum 6 June 20, 2024

Thot bat

A bat to keep the hoes away from your much blooming attractive teenage son.

Mom: “ I’m gonna beat these hoes with a thot bat”
Sister of Mom: “agreed.

by Olbrickedup July 13, 2024