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ninja assassin

In roleplaying games (especially ones not centred around physical conflict), a character who has been designed expressly to be extremely powerful in a fight and/or extremely stealthy.
The term is frequently used sarcastically, as creating such a character is often a sign that the person doing so still thinks he's playing D&D.
Did you see the new guy's character? He's a complete ninja assassin.
by Whybird June 8, 2004
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Ninja Poop

When a person has to go to the bathroom to poop, although does so in such a short span of time that no one has time to notice
"Dude, I was in the middle of a meeting and felt something coming. I slipped out of the room, took a Ninja Poop, and was back before anyone even noticed I left."
by skeevemeister October 27, 2011
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ninja fap

Its when you secretly beat off for someone else to find later.
"Every morning I ninja fap in the shower. And my dad thinks thats soap between his toes."
by dave_dew January 21, 2007
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apartment ninja

One who steps lightly on the floor in a second/third story apartment.

One who sneaks into the neighbor's apartment through the patio door.
1. Dude, I had to be an "apartment ninja" just to go to the bathroom becuase the old lady downstairs likes to yell at me for noises...

2. Dude I think I just got owned by an "Apartment Ninja" because that's the third time my internet was on when I came home.
by !Z3D! August 4, 2008
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ninja turtle

When you have a very sudden and extreme need to use a toilet.

Derived from "turtle head poking out".

Denoting an unexpected, well-armed and violent turtle, a pissed-off Raphael in your stomach if you will.
A: Wow honey, that was some delicious curry and black coffee. Those green peppers sure were hot!

B: Yeah... *clutching stomach*

A: You look green. Are you okay?

B: No, I've got a ninja turtle in here. *pointing to stomach* Be right back.
by remote Erik June 25, 2008
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day of the ninja

"day of the ninja" is a fake holiday created by ninjaburger.com in competition with "internationl talk like a pirate day". it is celebrated on december 5th. it is designed to celebrate ninja in all their glory. it is customary for those who celebrate to dress and act like ninja.
(december 4th)
dude 1: hey dude, whatcha doin tomorrow?
dude 2: bein a ninja
dude 1: what?
dude 2: tomorrow's day of the ninja. duh
dude 1: oh. sweet! i wanna be a ninja!
dude 2: then dress up as one
by seadracon October 9, 2006
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Tech Ninja

The most awesome position to be in all of Theatre. They run the whole show, controlling lights, sound, and the stage crew. The are invisible to the public but a major influence to the cast.
I love being a Tech Ninja! :)
by techieninja February 27, 2010
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