On a swift one

A phrase used by the almighty lord used to say something needs to be done fast

I need the toilet on a swift one

by Uxlotheking December 28, 2025

St. Switzerland

A secret, fictional country. It is run the Dictator Remi White. It's second-in-command is Tieg Paulson. St. Switzerland includes many provinces, such as: Nils Land, Aton, Ivy's Islands, and many many more. St. Switzerland contains many magical creatures such as zombies, witches, wizards, vampires, mermaids, faries, werewolves, and walking cookies.

Remi White, Tieg Paulson, St. Switzerland

by Ivykinz October 30, 2011

Dr. Swift

Oh, oops. DOCTOR Swift. It's DOCTOR now. I totally forgot about that. DOCTOR Swift terrorized newlyweds with fireworks.

Hym "Right. She's a DOCTOR now. Dr. Swift. A doctor of what? Hmm.......... Fine Arts. That makes sense... You know, now that I think about it... Where the hell is MY doctorate? I should be getting more things. I'm not getting enough things. A Doctorate, a signed portal gun, a mauser C96, 100 red balloons, aaaaaaaaaand..... Hmmm.... And a physical from Dr. Swift... Those are my demands! Meet them or perish!"

by Hym Iam September 25, 2023