cork-sniffer

weiner smeller
someone who has seen one up close

you's the biggest cork-sniffer i've ever seen!

by Bert843 July 18, 2007

smiffed

to get owned.

usually followed with the word 'shame!'

mr.scott got smiffed last week.

by GEE:) December 29, 2007

carpet sniffer

A carpet sniffer is usually an older woman who is all about that hairy puss.

"Hey Tim, did you bang that milf?"
"Nah man, dat hoe's a carpet sniffer"

"Hey Tim, did you bang that milf?"
"Nah man, dat hoe's a carpet sniffer"

by Sc8rboi69420 October 2, 2017

Spiffy

Spiffy is a inventive word derived by gabi used to describe such things as: awesome, totally, amazing, unbeatable, spectacular, cool, gangsta, hot, the best, the greatest.

Gabi is totally spiffy, said Tim to the one legged dog.

by Tim<3 July 22, 2006

Cream Eating Queef Sniffer

The result of a battle royal between 3 friends to come up with the best names to call eachother.

Friend 1: Cunt Bubble!
Friend 2: Cum Blaster!
Friend 3: CREAM EATING QUEEF SNIFFER!

by wicked_cowgirl July 10, 2010

biden sniff

A term used by idiots to make it seem like Joe Biden is a pedophile

Person 1: Biden definitely sniffs kids. biden sniff
Person 2: Stfu, Trump was friends with Epstein.

by Million dolal spusyuyayy April 2, 2021

gaga sniff

To sniff isopropyl alcohol while watching Lady Gaga music videos.

I was gaga sniffing to "Paparazzi" before I shat myself.

by Crazy Eights May 8, 2010