weird retard

A ginger that has body pillow cases and is also overweight

Look at Wesley over there he’s a weird retard

by BigPPDan02 December 20, 2022

Retarded squirrel

It’s a retarded squirrel be careful may have rabies.

This squirrel is so retarded it is a retarded squirrel

by The retarded guy episode 4 April 14, 2023

retard contest

When 2 or more idiot drivers compete to see who can make the most terrible and dangerous decisions in the shortest amount of time. Contests usually start when one driver sees another moving slightly faster than they are and goes full retard trying to catch up and overtake them. Typically this happens on interstates and in slow or congested traffic and is in pursuit of shaving 30 seconds off their commute at the expense of other drivers.

Slow down honey they are having a retard contest up there I don’t want to get involved.

by NastyHousewife July 10, 2023

Retarded Wasteman

A person who believes they are above anyone else for listening to only grime music and has no other taste in music. They also try to act as hard as possible and similar too a true roadmen. Usually have extreme OCD and never reached puberty so they struggle to find friends and love so they use anime pillows and hentai too fill the void.

*kid blasts aitch calling all US rap gay*
Guy 1: “that kid is a retarded wasteman
Guy 2: “oath aye”
*kid gets bullied for being a retarded wasteman

by #savehongkong2020 April 20, 2020

Fake retard

So one who acts dumb but is normal but just really extra dumb.

Bro, shut up fake retard.

by To much thee September 17, 2020

Essex Retard

Macauley Wiiseman

'that kid is a right Macauley Wiiseman' (essex retard)

by anonymous July 12, 2022

Retarded Shane

When you are so off your head you hit a gutter with your SS commodore ute and wreck your rim's then try to blame it on a dog that ran across the road.

Hey mate what happened to the rim's on the ute? Oh bro you wouldn't believe it I pulled a retarded Shane!

by Trickytrucky July 22, 2022