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Phetto

A word used to make yourself look like you're ghetto when you're not.
You think you're ghetto but really you're just phetto.
by Matt August 23, 2004
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play pretties

1. Slang word for colorful makers.

2. colorful felt-tip markers
Dad: "Stop coloring son! Pick up your fucking play pretties!"
Son: "Fuck off motha-fucka! This picture's fuckin dope!"
by JJ Cherry March 3, 2007
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pettifog

The method in which Fox News resorts to, in order to take the steam out of President Obama's approval ratings after the killing of Osama Bin Laden.
falafel: "Should we do some real, investigative journalism today based on historical facts?"

Roger Ailes: "Nah, keep up with the pettifog!"
by mados123 June 11, 2011
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Pretty Penny Productions

An Internet Web Site devoted to providing free movies to the public at large.

Official PPP.C history from the Pretty Penny Productions web site:

"In 1887, a druggist and amateur pugilist named Walton P. F. McFlannory founded the institution that the world would come to know as Pretty Penny Productions. A modest immigrant living in Hoboken, New Jersey, he began with only one horse, a rickety cart and seven acres of medicinal tobacco plants. Over the next forty years, through American ingenuity and industry and good old- fashioned elbow-grease, he expanded his economic empire to include railroads, factories, printing presses, a burgeoning dirigible fabrication facility, and the finest cinematic production facility on the planet.

In the stock market crash of 1929, McFlannory was forced to divide and sell off all of his assets to venture capitalists and Orientals. He died a shattered broken man three years later from the cancer, but his legacy would live on.

Pretty Penny Productions, the once-magnificent empire of the silver screen, was reduced to producing educational films and softcore pornography for the next three quarters of a century. But then, in 1983, an enterprising young high school drop-out named Aaron Johnson purchased the rights to the company and ran it out of his garage. The rest, as they say, is history.

Today Mr. Johnson and his associates are well known entertainment magnates and captains of industry. Their celebrity echoes to every corner of the globe.

And to think that it all began with one fiery Scotsman and his magical dream."
"Dag, boo. Pretty Penny Productions be kickin' out some phat vizideos!"
by Phaedrus Deathsplatter November 22, 2004
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Double Pretty

When someone is wearing two different patters in one outfit.
Wearing stripes with polka dots...double pretty
by RMCG August 19, 2008
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Petty racism

When someone takes a joke/ satire and fucking calls it racism or when someone acts like it's the most racist thing that's ever been said when it isn't.
Paul called Sarah racist because white people weren't her type Sarah called that "petty racism"

Shannon called Sophie racist for calling her a black female so Sophie said "petty racism"
by Idiot's January 10, 2021
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Stripper pretty

Skanky girls with over inflated egos. They almost always bare the ubiquitous small-of-the-back tattoo (aka: tramp stamp) and usually work at places like Hooters, or strip clubs. These girls have learned to use their "sex appeal" to get what they want from men. They tend to be self-obsessed, narcissistic, and typically have little or nothing to offer in terms of intellectual stimulation. The notion that a heterosexual male would not find her attractive has never entered her mind; but when she's a forty-year-old alcoholic, going home with anyone drunk enough to leave with her, she may begin to realize her uselessness as a human being.
Hooters girls are only stripper pretty.
by Captain Catfish June 11, 2006
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