Pre Poop

A pre poop is similar to pre-cum. When taking (or leaving) a pre poop you let out a small turd before realizing the rest of the log is not ready to exit quite yet. Then you may either sit it out or leave and then return when the rest of the log is ready to exit the anus.
I thought I was ready to take a sloppy shit but it was just a pre poop.
by ChodeFilA July 14, 2022
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Pre-esuckulate

To hit a bong before its properly heated and producing smoke.
Friend: Why am I not getting a hit?
Me: Because you pre-esuckulate every time you try to hit it! Wait til it's hot enough!
by GucciMane86 July 30, 2022
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pre-sheathing

The act of putting on a prophylatic underneath one's trousers before going out one evening in anticipation of copulating

Often used by people who are inexperienced in putting them on

Also known as BGM
I was surprised when I thought he was handing me a banana in the club, but it turned out he had just been pre-sheathing
by k-ferriter April 30, 2011
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pre-core

before hardcore and after softcore. pre-core is hard on the outside and soft inside.
"Omg, he thinks he is so hard, he's just pre-core though!"
by xIzzyx January 21, 2006
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pre-prov

Verb. Or Noun. Whatever.

A term used by improvisers (those who perfrom improv/improvisation), to describe the act of improvising material at any time prior to the actual performance (bad), or planning how the performance of improvised material plays out (worse). In either case, pre-prov-ing (pre-provving?) renders the pre-prov-ed (pre-provved?) material un-improvisable, and thus null, void, and unapproachable to any good sport of a good improviser. Improv practice is intentional pre-prov, in order to practice skills and techniques. When just joking around, yes, unintentional pre-prov happens, and though often funny, may present a major bummer to any good sport of a good improviser. Though often adaptable to create quality, finalized, REHEARSED material (i.e., a practiced comedy sketch, a polished song), what is pre-prov-ed/pre-provved can never be performed as true improv (without involving memory loss, that is).

Note: What one performer pre-provs may still be original to another, and still qualify as improv, providing that the second performer did not know of the first's pre-prov bummer.
Y'know those U-shaped neck pillows? They're so funny. Two or three separate times my mom and I have gone into hard-core Object Freeze using them - we must have come up with close to 30 different ideas. But, to me it's such a bummer because now, I know that just about everything I can think up for those U-shaped neck pillows is pre-prov and not true improv.
by Yours Truly Benchley September 02, 2008
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Pre Dater

Someone whos goal is to get it inner and never go to dinner.
I’m a pre dater. No way I’m paying for a dinner date just to get it in.
by DiggyDangler February 13, 2021
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Pre-whistulation

When a referee blows the whistle before contact is made and a foul is called.
That was not a foul! The ref has a bad case of pre-whistulation!
by Vagnipt January 24, 2018
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