Summer

A thot ass whore who makes cringe tik toks and is a bitch. She probably thinks she is depressed because she doesn’t “ have a boyfriend “

Summer is a bitch

by The truth speaker January 23, 2020

Summer

Summer will eclipse everything your world is comprised of with a single smile. Her laugh is contagious and her eyes are completely disarming. Summer is down to earth and up in the clouds all at once. Watching her get lost in a story she’s describing and seeing her face light up when she talks about something she’s passionate about will become your favorite thing to do. Summer has depths you’ll want to drowned in, she’s multi-faceted, has many ambitions and pursues them fanatically with inspiring drive. Summer understands you, she sees right through you and loves you recklessly; embracing your imperfections. Summer is soft hearted, wildly emotional and feels everything with heightened intensity. She’s extremely competitive in sports and loves spontaneous wrestling matches way too much. Summer will leave you effortlessly enchanted. Summer is the season we all want to last forever & Summer is the girl we all want to stay with us forever.

“Hey summer, I did something to our calendar… there’s only 3 months on it now”

by Itsmeurfuture July 27, 2022

summer dad

Someone who’s in a adulterous relationship with another persons mom during the summer. In places such as a house, a car, dollar general, etc.

Summer dad works at dollar general. Logan’s mom is with summer dad.

by Dgm December 18, 2018

Summers Catch

Usually you say this to someone who plays baseball and is really good looking

Your a Summers Catch

by TrecyMac September 16, 2018

summer-brooke-mulqueening

this is the slang term for a derogatory woman who seaks pleasure in ruining lives of people who are nice to them and in return are later left without anyone to back them and later become loners withing just a few days. This is seen when they begin turning to violent threats they do not go onto forward with their actions and get family members to say things for them.

OMG they where so in the wrong it was a total summer-brooke-mulqueening! ahaha.

by hsbebsizvsvs March 31, 2024

Summer Swindley

Summer Swindley are basically perfect, their only flaw is that they are the biggest rages EVERRR! be scared when they are angry because they will threaten to kill you in your sleep and vow to hate you forever. Summer's love to workout, and have the worse fomo when her family works out without her, she doesn't eat anything unless it is 99.9% healthy . Summer is the PRETTIEST and smartest girl you'll ever meet and her humor is even better, she usually lives in a small house, but don't let that fool you because her family is loaded and building a mega phat mansion.

girl: I'm scared

boy: why?
girl: because Summer Swindley is angry at me

boy: well you should be

by _loverofjackG_ February 21, 2021

Hot summer ass

Another way to say "swamp ass."

(A lot funnier because of its ambiguity. HOT summer ass *or* HOT SUMMER ass *or* hot SUMMER ASS.)

Amazon Reviewer
1.0 out of 5 stars
All lume lotions smell like ass
Reviewed in the United States on May 1, 2021
Scent: Clean Tangerine

Lume smells like hot summer ass. Every last one of them. I don't understand how this helps anyone. If lume actually smells better than your own body odor, you need to see a Dr STAT!!!!!!!

by Leib Gershon September 23, 2021