Soft R

A politically correct way of saying "retarded".

Johnny Knoxville sure did a great job of acting like a Soft R in the Ringer.

by kueef ledger April 23, 2024

Soft Boston

A soft Boston is when you stick your flaccid penis into a Boston cream pie that has been microwaved for 15-30 seconds (or to preferred temperature) and then utilizes it as a flesh light.

Hey man! You gotta try doing a Soft Boston, it’s way cheaper than flesh lights!

by Macaroniplug September 21, 2023

soft flirt

Sending cat images to show affinity to someone.

: how do you know he likes you?
: he has been soft flirt me for days

by walllly April 20, 2023

soft

something hard

bro you're so soft

by AHAHHAHAHAJKNDJKSJHAHAHAHKA\SA June 23, 2018

Soft Lit

A state of being lit but not really. To be turnt but not really. To be rekt but I mean...not really. It is the state which is the epitome of having had a fun but controlled night.

1. Resh: Yo Kunal how was your night?"
Nunal: I ate a girl out and had normal shit so I'm just kind of soft lit.

Resh: Right.

2.

Kajith: Hubert what do you think of this vacuum; super big but also super powerful.

Zubert: Dude, that's fucking soft lit af.
Kajith: Goddamn you are smart.

by Vastrum January 23, 2017

Soft-serve-Marte

A well-known word commonly used by the international volleyball community to "explain" an underwhelming serve, where the volleyball lacks the power to pass over the net, or in some cases, goes out of bounds in front of the net.
The origin of the term; Soft-serve-Marte is currently unknown, although speculation suggest it might originate from a volleyball player from Norway, named Marte.

Q: "I can't understand why I can't serve the ball over the net"
A: "Oh, Soft-serve-Marte got you down?"
or
"You seem to have an unfortunate case of Soft-serve-Marte today.."

by Reinys October 5, 2020

Soft

Someone who doesn't like to be stressed and doesn't stress other people, a soft person

Stanley is a soft boy

by 5T4N5 September 10, 2021