October 27

October 27 is eat your friends guinea pig day

Some cunt: it’s October 27

The guinea pig: *runs*

by Rodenteater12 October 26, 2019

October 2

The day that the smartest, funniest, cutest, and perfect girls are born. Any girl born on this day is absolutely amazing.

Guy: When were you born?
Girl: October 2.
Guy: Oh my god you’re perfect.

by MpAaXrIrMyUS February 20, 2021

31st october

the most emo day in history aka the day my chemical romance came back and all the emos ran to buy eyeliner and wore black clothes

„bro why are you dressed all black?“ „it’s the 31st october, mcr is back and i'm emo again“

by wavvygirl November 6, 2019

October 13

National unlucky day

October 13: “its October 13! I should go by a nice black cat! Walk under a ladder! Break a mirror! Even eat another human to summon the almighty goose!

by Fudgeinhatethat November 6, 2019

October 17

The day that all the cool, cute kids are born

Boy: when were you born?
Crush: October 17th
Boy: no wonder ur so hot and cool
Crush: lets go out
Boy: *dies from happiness*

by Rydoge21 November 11, 2019

October 28

National Joke Day! Fuck April 1st, it’s so stupid, why not make october 28 joke day?

Ben- “I fucking hate you alex lol” Alex- “Wtf man, oh i forgot it’s October 28, lol happy joke day.”

by legacylad October 28, 2020

October 30

National give your friend a hickey day

Guy 1 - "Hey you know what today is?"
Guy 2 - "October 30?"
Guy 1 - "Yes! It's give your friend a hickey day!"
Guy 2 - "Bend over let me put it on your d***."
Guy 1 - "what are you fucking gay?"
Guy 2 - "Yes."

by dr.shlanger October 30, 2020