bahama mama hot dog

When you fuck a girl in the ass, and after you cum in her you give her a rim job.

For my girlfriends birthday i gave her a bahama mama hot dog

by jack February 28, 2005

yo mama likes pie

A fun and quacky phrase used in awkward, silenced situations, or just random. Say it and it is guranteed to arouse questions, resulting in yo mama like (blank) jokes.

Meaning: Your mom likes pie.

no response in an AIM convo= yo mama likes pie!

walking into a classroom.."Yo mama likes pieee!"

"well...Yo mama likes pie..so goodbyyye!"
"yo mama likes pie in the sky."

by Alex yo December 14, 2008

Baby mama drama llama

When a pregnant irie women gets all twisted in yo grill and spits her unborn fetuses amniotic fluid in your face.

I was walking out of my cosmetology class and a pregnant burnt chick gave me a face full of baby mama drama llama.

by glock ten June 23, 2009

thats why yo mama dead

dead as hell. what shoes she got in her casket?

That's why you shoes raggedy

Thats why yo mama dead.

by thats why yo mama dead September 27, 2020

Joe mama got ligma balls

Joe mama got ligma balls...the most powerful words that your friend can die from....
if someone is saying "Who is Joe and ligma?"
say..."JOE MAMA GOT LIGMA BALLS"
and his brain will shrink 136 TIMES til he dies...
and your brain with get 136 times BIGGER...
this sentence is very powerful....it can survive everything......even uno reverse card and no u or uno block card
be careful kids....
-ShrekMemeTips

Friend 2:"Joe got ligma!"
Friend 1:"who is Joe and ligma?"
Friend 2:"Joe mama got ligma balls!!!"
Friend 1:*strange dying sounds*

by ShrekMemeTips October 24, 2019

Joe Mama Do be Fat Doe

Meaner version of "Joe mama" Heres an example

Joe: Hello Bud

Bud: help but Joe mama do be fat doe.

Joe: HEE-

by The D*** God October 4, 2021

Your mama ain't got no socks

A musical verse that lends itself to humorous variations, all built around the phrase "your mama."

Original:

Your mama ain't got no socks
A ding-dong
I saw her when she took 'em off
A ding-dong
Your mama ain't got no socks
A ding-dong
I saw her when she took 'em off

Chrous:

A ding-dong-dong-dong-dong
A ding-dong-dong-dong-dong
A ding-dong-dong-dong-dong
A ding-dong

Examples of variations:

Your mama ain't got no schlong
A ding-dong
If she did, that'd just be wrong
A ding-dong
Your mama ain't got no schlong
A-ding-dong
If she did, she wouldn't be your mom
(Chorus)

Your mama is so damn fat
A ding-dong
Smells worse than an old dead rat
A ding-dong
Your mama is so damn fat
A ding-dong
Can't believe your dad hits that
(Chorus)

by dude who wrote this entry August 28, 2010