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Condom Money

(1) a sum of money that is irrelevant, typically a small amount.

(2) The amount of money you are supposed to allocate for condoms.
Many people chase 'condom money' all their life.
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G-Money

"Damn! Did you hear G-Money has hella rizz and bitches?"
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Cock Money

Adjective used to describe a person or persons being a badass and doing badass things
“Carl just won the lottery and got us all hookers and blow! That’s so cock money!”
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Qwa Money

Someone who spends money on expensive unnecessary things, and losses profit on selling them.
How you living qwa money?

Another muscle car qwa money?
You living the life qwa money!
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Daddis Money

When I want something I use Daddis Money.
My internet is slow... I'll use Daddis Money to make it faster!
by Daddis Boi April 23, 2023
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Bush Money

When your chillin in the bush and deh money grows on deh leaves
Damnnn!! Have you seen those leaves? That salmon got deh bush money
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Money splitting

When you’ve got money at loose ends in each area of your budget.

It’s linked to a visual concept of shredding a single bank note and trying to pay with the individual parts in different places, with the assumption that each part of the note still holds the same value. It is also linked to the imagery of hair with split ends.

(it is worth noting that bank notes can't be used when heavily damaged and cash is starting to become obsolette, this may be linked with it's origin. The term is best used in context.)
Example:

Person 1: puts hands in pockets and raises shoulders forward I can't go out for dinner or meet up for drinks because I can't afford it.

Person 2: Thats a shame, if you have money splitting at the moment you can pay me back if you still want to come out tonight.

or

She found her money splitting and decided to cut back her weekly groceries and extra travelling expenses.

or

Because of money splitting they had to rearrange their budget plan so they could afford the rise in heating.

or

Troy: I've seen my money splitting and need to watch what I'm spending my money on...
David: Get those trainers bro, c'mon
by RogetsCreasedThesaurus July 1, 2023
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