Fuzzy log

When your husband is wrapped in a fuzzy blanket spread out across the bed

Your like a cute fuzzy log all wrapped up in that blanket

by Deadpool92 August 23, 2020

Pog Log

A poop that makes you say "POGCHAMP". Poop must be at least 8 inches in length.

Dude I just took a massive pog log, check it out! I took a picture!

by Infernobot November 24, 2020

Georgia Log Ride

The act of having anal-sex when the woman suddenly starts to take a shit.

Man: "I sure do love anal-sex!"

Woman: "Well hang on honey! You're about to go for a Georgia Log Ride!"

by JakeThePinetree January 25, 2017

car and logs

I WISH CARS AND LOGS WERE REAL

#chad: WOAH IS THAT A CAT AND A DOG?!1!!1!1

#melissa: NO YOU FUCKING BITCH ITS A CAR AND LOG!!!2!11!1!12

car and logs

by ruiiiiwsp January 25, 2024

Lincoln Logging

The act of laying down with multiple people where 2 create the base layer, and the next 2 lay on top, and so on and so forth. See Willy Wonka's bed scene where the grandparents are all in bed together, for an example.

Matt: Yo, what should we do tonight?
Lucas: I want to keep it chill - Lincoln Logging sounds nice.

by LincolnLogger November 3, 2019

barkers log

A large, firm dog shit

I was out for a run and stepped in some barkers logs

He's a big dog, how will you deal with the barkers logs?
The kids can not go to the park because people are not cleaning up their barkers logs

by photo_journ October 2, 2020

Lemon log

The act of peeing in someone's butt hole.

Hey Debbie I want to give you a lemon log.

by Tony the Guy February 13, 2017