log time

When a couple spends time in the county with a campfire of logs, having copious amounts of sex
Honey, let's have some log time this weekend.
by Tom4775i January 03, 2016
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log layer

Someone who takes massive shits.
That there is an absolute log layer of a man!
by legomaster97 September 27, 2020
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log of legends

A Legendary defecation, not just Epic but possibly the most ultimate shit that gives 90+ marginal utility and the release of dopamine for many an hour. If you don’t feel the urge to share the event with a sibling it isn’t a Log of Legends.

Logs of Legends are laid by Champions in their quest for Nexus obliteration – make Nidalee proud, ya filthy animal!
Urban myth – eSport is a term coined by and stolen from a Lancastrian latrine when a patron of said latrine had passed a Log of Legends and was sat unwiped in blissful enjoyment of their own stench. Another patron entered the communal area and uttered the now immortal soliloquy – “ eee sport, what the fuck did tha ‘ave from th’kebab shop last night? ‘ave yer guts died and gone bad or is it…nah…maybe…a Log of Legends?” – just before dying from the WMD.
by Dogburster Big Bolox September 23, 2021
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blue veined log jam

When you are a man and you have sex and a few hours later you have to pee bit the crusty jizz is blockng the way causing a sharp pain.
"Damn man I forgot to clean things off after I banged Sheila last night. Thought I peed glass for second."

"Dude, blue veined log jam... you always forget."
by Leper Khan November 16, 2017
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Inappropriate logging

When you don’t clean your rear end. Don’t be a douche-douche! You can at least make sure one end is clean.
When we went to town- I heard he caught a case of inappropriate logging.
by George Coonie July 16, 2024
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pooing a log

"Oh, looks like'a Timothy me boy is pooing a log over there, am I right Timmy?" "Fuck off Jonas."
by davidmangirl1234 October 27, 2023
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chainsawing the log

Anal sex with a cockring and no lube.
He was "chainsawing the log" so hard I think my anus is bleeding.
by tarafyd December 01, 2013
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