Kai is the biggest fattest human on the planet. Kai stinks so bad that it's like you're at a garbage dumb when you're near him. He smells like he pissed his pants and the piss was made of rotten fish and old grandma balls. Your nostrils begin to close within 20 paces of his stench. Kai smells like an old homeless man who puked on himself ate the puke then shit it out and smeared it all over his body.
Dude I was at a party last night but kai was there and everyone stayed 15 feet from him the entire time cause he smelled so bad.
by Megan_thecutest March 1, 2022
Get the Kaimug. When you have the unbelievable ability to attract any female on planet earth with BBC energy, derived from streamer Kai 'The Gnome' Cenat.
by ipartlyenjoymonkeys October 31, 2023
Get the kai cenat rizzmug. Yang Kai is just another guy who doesn’t have much to say. He is a man of few words but big ambitions. He will care for you if you need someone to talk to. Even though he might be quiet in person, he’s a much different person in bed.
by reesesbox November 28, 2021
Get the Yang Kaimug. Term used to describe someone who pointlessly probes into peoples affairs asking rhetorical questions about everything. He usually leaves people dumbfounded, annoyed and gasping for air five minutes into the conversation. To employers, he is known to throw them under the bus (in the presence of senior managers) and escape his seat to loiter around office like the guy in jungle book.
This guy is such a Kai Chun man! He doesnt work, goes for long breakfasts, annoys his boss to the point where she's threatened to lock him down to his chair with a ball and chain. He also walks around pointlessly in office questioning people about rubbish, asking them about their salary and comparing it with payscales in less prestigious companies.
by Friend_from_Different_Dep December 7, 2018
Get the kai chunmug. 
by kakayrhe January 9, 2022
Get the kaymug. - kai; is one of the best mfs i ever met bro they literally changed my life man.
- we need to talk about your cocaine addiction, amari.
- we need to talk about your cocaine addiction, amari.
by kwburnt June 1, 2022
Get the kai;mug.