The true asshole

you just meet this girl somewhere and then you hang out with her for 3 weeks then some other guys shows up and ruins your fucking plan. Then you think to yourself "I will assassinate this bitch if he doesn't stop his flirting shit " Then you meet back with your friend after the third day they hang out and she just gets tired of you and doesn't want to do anything like you guys used to because your friend that you liked is dong it with dat ass hole and you ont know what to do so you just buy her things and buy her things and you realize the only reason she is doing things with you is because you buy her shit because you have the money to spend but you want to save it to buy a car. Then you stop because there's no point of trying anymore and you met a new girl. Then you see the asshole chilling with another girl and you say "Wtf" then you realise wtf do i care. That's what you call the true ass hole>

The true asshole
guy:hey
girl:hey

guy:so hows it going:
Next few weeks

asshole:hey

girl:hey
girl:your nice

ashole:flerts with her

boy:Wtf fuck you
a few weeks later

Boy: Im tired of buying her shit
newgirl:well you should not
boy: um ok you herd that

newgirlyeah

a few weeks later
Newgirl:I like you

boy:I like you too

you guys hug

The true ass hole:with a girl
boy:Wtf
boy-Doesn't care

by True catch October 15, 2018

Too rough to be true

Somebody who tries to out rough everybody else even though people that know them well know they're a clown.

He/she was too rough to be true, that must be why the music and lifestyle fizzled out of popularity.

by Solid Mantis October 22, 2020

true masculinity

The Truth of a real man, that animal inside that feels the need to stay strong provide and protect because he believes it is his duty, there is no other type of man that holds as much honor

Embrace True Masculinity

by Harloween May 15, 2023

True love

Either platonic or romance-like, true love is defined by someones will to create a Urban Dictionary Word Post about/revolving aroung you.

Person 1: Hey, I wrote an Urban Dictionary Word Post about this person.
Person 2: Woah, you must love/like them huh?
Person 1: Yup, I put my time and heart into it!
Person 2: True love, I tell you.

by Insomniaatitsbest November 21, 2021

True Cheez

🧀🧀🧀 True Cheez is a special type of cheez that hypercharges your instincts. There are many types of instincts that get hypercharged: Ultimate cheez yellow stunning aura instinct, Flight instinct, Singing cringy songs and splattering the enemy instinct, Flood the world with fatness instinct, Eat the sun and let the earth freeze instinct, Slap your sibling instinct, and much, much, more. These are just to name a few instincts that are awakened upon consuming True Cheez. ⚠️ DO NOT CONSUME FAKE CHEESE ⚠️ 🧀🧀🧀

NO WAY

THE TRUE CHEEZ IS REAL

I HAVE TO– I MUST– EAT IT!!!!

by THE_ULTIMATEANT February 8, 2024

true chiefing

to continuously hit a friends vape/pen without taking a break to blow the smoke out

“dude matt needs to stop true chiefing my nic, it gets burnt so fast now” -mas

“abe does the same thing to me” -bos

by itsmas June 3, 2022

true light

A male who has reached maximum light skin; the male can be any race/color but is a true light skin at heart

“he not even light skin , but he is a true light”

by jus the facts October 21, 2022