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The Italian Matador

The act of cutting one's penis very slightly so it bleeds but not too much, swinging it around so it's fully red, and then continuously beating it with a hammer so it's flat and resembles a Matador's flag.
My dad did the Italian Matador, I miss him.
by PickleGod762 August 13, 2024
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Short Italian

A very very short person who only plays fortnite, usually kinda nerdy and has a huge crush on his friend
me: heyyy
you: have you seen short italian
me: yes, all he does is play fortnite!!
by Samm_qwq2918 December 21, 2021
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Italian dip

To put some grated parmasean cheese in between the gums and lower lip
Before leaving Olive Garden, I took a pinch of grated parmasean to have an italian dip
by -anonymous15 October 27, 2019
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Italian

by ksfhxdybcsyjb October 20, 2021
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Italians

Southern Europeans who talk with their hands and tend too have brown hair and eyes/ white skin sometimes tanned. Some of them can be blond like Georgia Meloni (current president of Italy) or Ciro immobile (striker on Italy's soccer team plays for Lazio.) Stupid North Americans believe Italians must look one way but their wrong. Also these people make fantastic food art, cars, wine and many other quality products. including cheese's, meats and pizza. Sometimes Italians get a bad rap due too Italy's corruption, mafia gangsters or fascism in ww2. Also beautiful country in Mediterranean and friendly people.
My neighbors are Italians. Oh maybe he will invite me over for espresso or dinner.
by A700 February 2, 2023
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Italian

A crazy lunatic with a strong sexual connection to pizza
John: hey look at this pizza
Steve:were is the cheese
John: it’s under the sauce
Steve: *mad Italian noises*
John: stop being an Italian cunt
by Realistic ice March 19, 2022
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The Italian

Your coworker who bears an uncanny resemblance to someone of Italian descent, but refuses to admit his true identity as an Italian. He also uses Italian catchphrases such as, “oui oui sauce”.
“Where’s the Italian?” - Jack Oswald White, The Dark Knight 2008.
by Trusted rocket scientist January 6, 2023
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