Im the captain now

when you cum in her eyes and kick her legs in then shout I'm the captain now

Oi bitch im the captain nowwwwww

by africanman69 December 26, 2020

hi. Im bob.

A meme that should have been dead 20 years ago. or more.

HI. IM BOB.
not this again

by tocatwiththeuniverse May 15, 2024

Im the coolestman that chicken wing

Someone saying that there cool and that chicken wing

Guys the chicken wings were a prank Im the coolestman that chicken wing

by racism is bad August 7, 2023

im so horny

this is a phrase that no female will ever say to you dumbfuck

person 1: hey mommy
person 2: *dials 911
person 1: *gets raped by for mexicans in a truck
person 2: joins in the action
person 1: im so horny

by nanometer defeater November 27, 2023

im trying to aliven’t

Snowman over fire

Person- What are you doing?

Snowman (while over a fire)- im trying to aliven’t

by BugEPB May 20, 2023

im cooked syndrome

when you try studying for an exam but you know you're cooked, so you end up sitting there just looking at your book without even doing any studying (you have sat there for the last 8 hours straight and done no actual work)

(its over for you)

did you study for the finals tomorrow?
i tried but got the im cooked syndrome
damn bro you're cooked

by protein bor May 26, 2024

Heschder sniff im piff

When someone struggles and antha one comes and asks u if everything goes right.

Daquan: „Ey Liana Heschder sniff im Piff?“

by Al Daquan April 14, 2019