muka horse

when a person stabs another person any where in the body and inserts a penis- scence (the emos) people do this during blodd orgys

garret muka horsed ryan when he was passed hot getting the sick bloddy pleasure vampires have

by lt hindu pimp bitch January 07, 2007

Horse wax

When you bite a girls pubes and yank them out with your teeth.

Oh yea mate I totally did the horse wax on her, she was like the fucking jungle down there.

by Haymuncher69 April 04, 2018

Horse Rub

1) A greasy substance thicker than Vaseline that you rub on your horse.

2) A exclamatory statement in response to something outlandish or unbelievable.

3) The image of grease being rubbed on a manure covered horse.

Holy horse rub!
That's horse rub, I don't believe you!
You look like you've been horse rubbed!

by Birdie B January 03, 2013

horse head

when teeth scrape a males dick.

“man she gave horse head...it hurt to bad!!”

by Reginahoe February 02, 2018

Twat Horse

A stallion or man of prestige, one who knows his ways in the world, but is just learning how to share with the world. Expect much more to come.

Godddaaamn, that fucking twat horse is awesome.

I bet being that goddamn twat horse is awesome.

A new society of elite, of awesome, of honor.

by TwatHorse April 18, 2011

horse noise

Engaging in the act of sexual intercourse.

I met this bitch at the bar last night, took her home, and horse noised her.

by Shenanigans 1234567 March 03, 2020

Dirt Horse

An insult used when someone does something so ridiculous and/or unnecissarily painful that normal insults are inadequate.

Hey, nobody wants to ride a dirty horse.

"Dude, yesterday Tom bit me in the wenis"
"Did he break skin?"
"Yea, he's such a dirt horse"

by AKAthecheesegrater April 16, 2010