Shining up my goose

A euphemism for the act of masturbation or receiving a hand job

“Jeff’s wife was shining up my goose last night, I never knew people’s hands could do that.”

by I-played-with-ween March 14, 2024

Gooses

A flock of white birds

Blake hates all those gooses

by Yajis18 December 26, 2018

Silly Goose syndrome

Sometimes you’re sad and shit,I don’t know

“Oh,Todd’s dad just died and he was diagnosed with silly goose syndrome. That’s why he hasn’t been in school”

by Fagitain April 6, 2023

Goosed

A slang term used by Rust players when they die. Originated from the YouTuber spoonkid's videos.

Bro I just got goosed by a 5-man, full-metal AK!

by JQhairdigger July 2, 2023

canoodling goose

A slang term for your other half. Someone whom you'd like to canoodle with

You're my canoodling goose

by Canoodling goose February 3, 2023

Goose bumps

Little raised bumps on your skin to indicate cold or fear. A.K.A skin boners

Ryan: Hey biff, it looks like you're cold.
Biff: How can you tell?
Ryan: You've got skin boners.
Biff: You mean goose bumps?!

by Jasmine9292 October 22, 2019

Silly Goose

When you do something so monumentally
stupid that stronger words don't have the
same effect.

Jordan forgot to do his job properly again, that silly goose.

by Ibbynellow May 2, 2022