“I’m not a coward I ran through a ducking building on fire, Sophia. You’re a bitch”
“Yeah okay carter. And I walked through a goosing parkade in water”
“Yeah okay carter. And I walked through a goosing parkade in water”
by I’mnotextrapettyuare January 1, 2019

by Mattix51 January 31, 2023

A wingman with a wife and kids and always manages to die in the most absurd way. They also tend to be really bad at video games.
by Puddlesmama November 15, 2019

by The real moe November 9, 2020

When you laugh so hard till your throats makes that weird deep noise. We all know what it sounds like, you know that big skdjdjd noise. Not everyone is capable of goosing, and some can goose better than others. Also it doesn't matter what size you are, small or big, you can goose.
by yololala June 5, 2017

by sshhuusshh March 25, 2020

by bde69420 November 28, 2021
