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Shooting ghosts

To furiously masturbate so much in a short amount of time that when you ejaculate no fluid or sperm comes out. Like you ejaculated a ghost.
Dude I got really bored one day and tried to break my record, I wound up shooting ghosts by the end of the night.
by MindlessWarLord May 26, 2014
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Fighting with Ghosts

When you are in a relationship with a person who is dealing with their last relationship and the damage that was done. The important thing to remember is it takes time for that person to work through how and why it didn't work. If they wanted to be with that person, they would...it's just part of the process. It's significantly tougher if the ex treated them badly, because they can't understand why. They spend too much time looking in the past and not enough time looking in the present and the future. They are closed off to you because the wound is still fresh. This can cause insecurity, frustration, helplessness, loneliness and sometimes even anger. How strong are you? Are you strong enough and skilled enough to fight with ghosts?
Dragonfly has been struggling since she broke up with the spider. He was manipulative, used her for sex and didn't really care about her life. But he manipulated her and pleased her physically, so she can't let it go. She can't see the sunshine around her, the love of the those here to protect her and show her the joy in each and every day. It would be easier if he were standing here in front of me instead of just living in her memory...it's like fighting with ghosts.
by LovetheDragonfly October 28, 2013
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Ghost Cousin

The spirit of Listerine, moon beans and the great buffalo. They're always around you, though only noticed by those with a mustache. They provide great fortune to true believers.
We lost my sisters goat one time but then the Ghost cousins came and were like "hey, look to the Long House and you will find your sisters goat." Then what'd you know, we believed in the ghost cousins and there it was, right by the Long house.
by Straight Cousin December 22, 2013
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Ghost step

Stepping off an elevated level and not realizing it, thus you fall of the level rather than stepping off properly.
The magician not realizing the stages edge was close went ghost step to facial.
by Danmaj August 31, 2015
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Lost as a ghost

When you find yourself completely and utterly lost, either geographically, intellectually, or emotionally. This phrase comes from the idea that when a ghost wakes up, it is entirely disoriented, and may utter the phrase, "Wow, I'm so lost".
GhostTina: "OH my gosh, where am I?!"
GhostRory: "Tina! You're a ghost!"
GhostTina: "Wow. I'm so lost!"

Ghost Rory: "Yeah, Tina, there's an expression for that. Al ice calls it being 'lost as a ghost'"
by al ice July 12, 2016
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ghost touch

She Gave Ben Good Top.
Ghost Touch: She Stuck It All The Way In Her Mouth
by GetTheGhostTouch November 16, 2016
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Ghost stroke

Ghost stroke(s) are when you lay on your arm until it falls asleep, and then jerk off with that same arm.
“It feels like someone else is doing it when you ghost stroke.”
by Pseudonah October 1, 2018
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