German Secretary of Defense

Currently it is Annegret Kramp-Karrenbauer who you cannot take serious because she is a career horny wannabe chancellor.
In order to increase the probability to be nominated for the chancellor job she just ran for the office of the Secretary of Defense.
She does not have any military experience neither.
She is also known as “Mini Merkel” because people compare her limply incompetent politics with Merkel.
Now the Bundeswehr (German Military) is fucked up again.
1: Do you know the German Secretary of Defense?

2: Before it was Ursula von der Leyen. But van der Leyen is now Commission President of the EU.
Now the Secretary of Defense of Germany is Annegret Kramp-Karrenbauer.
What a difficult name, huh?
And again a limply person for an office next to Merkel.
by aPublisherFromEurope July 25, 2019
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Pull a german

To fail at something you're supposed to be good at
'Did you see how spain pulled a german against russia in the world cup?'

'A team like argentina should never ever pull a german against france'
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GERMAN RABBIT

THI IS WHEN A GUY FROM GEORGIA GOES THE WHORE HOUSE TO GET A GIFT CERTIFICATE TO GET SOMEONES NAILS DONE
EDDY WHEN TO THE LUCKY SPA FOR A GERMAN RABBIT
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German betrayal

When someone swaps alcoholic beer with non-alcoholic, while noone is watching.
Izak didn't want to drink, but his friends forced him to get drunk, so he pulled a "german betrayal"
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German Shotgun

A German Shotgun, or German Shotty, is similar to a shotty that most potheads are familiar with, however, instead of placing a blunt backwards in ones mouth and blowing it into someone else's mouth, you instead use a straw to blow the smoke into the recipient's asshole. Another participant then comes and sucks the smoke out of that asshole for a powerful hit.
Douglas took a German Shotgun last night and coughed so hard he puked.
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german house music

Noun: a nickname for a blow job

Adj: the choking sound a person makes while giving a blowjob to male with a big penis
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west german

"stop being west german."
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