Kid Butter

That disgusting sticky feeling every kid has on them at all times they feel as though they were eating something stick and got it all over there hands didnt wash it off but sweat it off

Get your nasty kid butter away from me

by Cruxors September 21, 2009

bisto kid

One who sniffs the air and enjoys the smell of a good bisto fart

"Aah Bisto! ", called a bisto kid as the rotten smell of a bisto fart hit his nasal passage.

by rob Hogarth December 9, 2007

Camp Kid

(ALSO KNOWN AS: CAMPER)
One who is socially awkward/less then popular at school, but claims that at camp he is not only is he extremely cool, but gets an insane amount of action with hot girls and "3 quarters of a hand job."

guy:"hey sebo, who are you talking too?"
camp kid:"My hot camp friend in new york. we made out so many times."
guy:"whats her name?"
camp kid:"um ale- jes- Jillian"
guy:"alright.....camper"
camp kid:"what?"
guy:"what?"

by The Camper March 6, 2010

Gazebo kid

Those weird kids in school that hung out in the gazebo during breaks and lunches.

"Hey Rob, did you see what Mindy was wearing before third period?"
"Yeah that furry raccoon tail on her jeans? I told you she was a gazebo kid."

by Solid snake 384603 April 29, 2016

Pavlov Kid

A kid whos annoying as hell, loves skin cults, and plays gorilla tag nonstop.

I'm a Pavlov kid, I love saying slurs like the N word! I also just started middle school.

by CrazyMortix April 27, 2022

kid aggro

When you child walks in while you are busy and dominates your time, preventing you from doing what you were doing. Especially when playing a game, watching tv, or other activities.

Dad into headset: "Quick, heal me while I taunt that mini-boss."
Kid: "Daddy, I have to go potty. Can you keep me company?"
Dad into headset: "I'll brb"
Voice from headset: "Dude, you got the kid aggro!"

by Lomanbjorn January 9, 2013

Ipad kid

The Collector from the Owl House.

Oh, The Collector is totally an Ipad kid

by BrainDamageGalore June 21, 2022