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Neuchâtel Junior College 

Is fun while it lasts. You will start your year possibly as a healthy 16-18 year old and by the end of the year you will have a nicotine addiction, respiratory problems, a lot of things you can’t bring back across the border, and alcoholism three months sooner than expected because of the fucking coronavirus
You ever been to Neuchâtel Junior College?

Yeah, I was there in 2019-20 year. Pretty much graduated on Skype after paying for school in Switzerland and taking online classes at home for half the year.
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Wembley high technology college 

Every kid who went here hates it but they're all better then the rest. We all hate our life but at least we're smart
"I'm from Wembley high technology college and therefore better then you"

Clifton Community College 

Also known as the University of Cincinnati, one of the most boring college campuses in America located right in the hood. Somehow ranked the fifth best school in Ohio, and loses to the dinky little school down the street every year.
Looks like Kaitlyn is studying at Clifton Community College next year. Must've only got into Mansfield!

Chisholm Catholic College 

A co - ed secondary school in Perth, WA, who only give a shit about uniform, Often referred to as “christmas trees”. The school is infested with wogs and aisians, who tend to hold up their atar average which they tend to rub in peoples faces. The typical chisholm boy is an all round faggot, who thinks their top shit and hard and acts like a pig. The girls are arrogant and rude as fuck.

If your thinking about sending your kid here. Think again. One of the most fakest private schools in Perth.
Damo - “why do i see a christmas walking around the morley galleria?”
Darren - “that’s a chisholm catholic college faggot

Trinity Catholic College Lismore 

A strict crack-den housing ~1,000 students. Vaping is strictly prohibited.
“Yo, did you see some year 8 from Trinity Catholic College Lismore got suspended for vaping?”

“Yeah, but if you go over to the senior site you can sink cones in the bathroom”

Annandale Christian College 

A stupid shit hole, that uses this website to, "professionally" define words.

* Someone from the school, send this to Mr. Jones... see how he likes his school being defined on the website he insits on using...
That school is such an Annandale Christian College.

Het mondriaan college 

IT IS A KANKER SCHOOL WITCH CONTAINS A MONKEY CALLED AURELLIA
Het mondriaan college makes children want to off themselves

yes it realy does
Het mondriaan college by De Boon December 6, 2022