check the crackers

Code phrase for alerting co-workers of an attractive female that just entered the restaurant. Note: best used when your restaurant actually has crackers.

"Hey Ben, check the crackers please."
"Definatly" *makes motion of slapping a females ass while sodomizing her doggy style*

by Dewster April 7, 2007

ho check

Called out amongst men when a hot chick is within eyeshot and in need of viewing.

Hottie with tig ol biggies walks bye...guy: Hey folks ho check

by Tonuff October 29, 2007

check your lama

A phrase based off an obscure anagram which was featured in the Jamestown 400 treasure hunt which means to check a certain blog for new clues. For any of the thousands of participants in the hunt, this phrase will result in them dropping all tasks and rushing to the nearest available computer.

Person 1: {check your lama}
Person 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,etc: Aah!!!

by Robur November 4, 2007

Check out

To shit ones self

By the time the bathroom became free,I had already checked out.

by Scott McMaster V November 10, 2003

Blank Check

After you take a shit, nothings on the toilet paper when you wipe.

Dont go in there, I just wrote a blank check that is rank.

by Superintendent September 28, 2008

G CHECK

The mixtape for your car when your radio blows.

Created in the mind of Matt Nell and put to work by Kenny G a Music mastermind. This birth a DJ out of Waynesboro Pa DJ Safety Safe. also assistance by Chippy be aware G CHeck is not liable for blown speakers or windows.

Man 96.7 suck its the same song every hour man go ask kenny G for some G CHECK

When someone bumppin wack ass music the need some G CHeck in they life

by Dj Safety Safe September 1, 2009

mud check

when you try to fart so hard that you let a wet one go, which may have ended up as a log in your shorts. Only a inspection of your underwear will reveal the true fruits of your labor.

Ah waiter! I will have a mud check

by macdad March 31, 2003