canada's history

the act of shoving Stephen Cobert's Grammy in a hole in a maple tree and waiting for an American speed skater to come out of the hole to see if there are 6 more weeks of winter.

I just finished the doing the canada's history, looks like im going to be wearing my Colbert long johns for another 6 weeks.

by boredsiueguy. February 4, 2010

Canada

Land of Moose and important people with cool socks

Look at that guy riding a moose with his stormtrooper socks on, he must be from Canada.

by TRG6969 December 31, 2017

Gloucester (CANADA)

Home of the crack heads. AKA glockcester. Dont mess around cause youll probably either get shot stabbed or the crap beaten out of you. welcome to gloucester have a nice day.

Ay bro im trynna get to Gloucester (CANADA). "what you trynna get? crack, e, blow, dro, oxy?"

by gloucester born n raised January 3, 2012

Canada's History

A one time a year sex act. During the third period of the seventh game of the Stanley Cup finals. Maple syrup is poured from a Stanley Cup replica onto the ass of your partner. The partner is then spanked with Moose antlers while singing "O Canada". If the antler sticks, a blow job ensues until climax , when the ejaculate is mixed with the maple syrup to release the stuck antler.(also called "pulling the goalie").

Remember the time we did "Canada's History" and you forgot to "pull the goalie"?

No. It's been so long since a Canadian team has played for the Stanley Cup.

by Colbert's sheep February 10, 2010

january canada

what we call my friend

me; have you heard from january canada

mickey; he died in a car accident

me, damn that sucks hastqag trooledd

by korrodednutz October 28, 2021

canada's history

When two or more Canadians, in a snowy field, strip each other down only using moose antlers until each victim is a bloody mess of antler scrapes all over their body. Then, maple syrup is poured over each as the shove the Stanley Cup up their rears while reciting the Canadian Mounty's oath of freedom.

Hey Bob, I heard it just snowed again- wanna go do "Canada's History" in my backyard? I've got the Stanley Cup on loaner.

by skullanator February 5, 2010

Canada

A fake country; also known as “2nd America with no Trump.”

“Yo, I really wanna go to Canada.”
“Ah, you mean 2nd America.”

by lildicksauce420 March 13, 2018