Canada's History

to have sex with a moose while covered with maple syrup and gravy while neil young plays in the backround. and the beaver watches

Hey lets do some of canada's history

by Dillsnufus February 5, 2010

Canada's History

A grotesque method of killing small kittens.

The man was found guilty of animal abuse for committing Canada's History

by stephencolbert2345 February 4, 2010

Canada Store

A place near Vancouver where a sigma male (Soros), kills people and delivers their meat to schools around the world. This helps him achieve his ultimate Sigma male grindset.

Have you seen him? No he must have been sent to Canada store.

by George Soros's Puppet December 2, 2021

The Canada Water

The sex act of chocking a girl until she passes out and then penetrating her until she regains consciousness. Bonus points for doing it in public places like tube stations.

Have you tried Canada Water?

Haha what?

You haven't heard of it? It's when a guy does a choke hold from behind until the girl loses consciousness and when she passes out he starts having sex with her so when she wakes up, he's in her. No idea why they call it the Canada Water though.

by CIG-Ibiza June 17, 2019

Canada

A fictional location made up by Americans to pretend that there is a North-American country that actually contains half decent people. Often used to describe someone who is fake.

"Hey Bill, James said he was from London"
"Na mate he's from bloody CANADA!"

by Andrew Tuvalu June 5, 2018

Canada's History

See epic fail.

Guy 1: "Hey buddy."
Guy 2: "Hey. Nice new public house they built here, eh?"
Guy 1: "Oh.. you're Canadian aren't you? Get out now, and take your shitty canadian bacon with you."

...Canada's History...

by CheoTrawford February 4, 2010

Canada

A elitist cult of vehicular exclusionnistic terrorists that deserve the brain bull for organ harvesting billions of spermatozoa and scattering stolen children globally. Ggh monsters

I don't think you can pay me to come back when I leave Canada your exclusionnistic motorized terrorists that deserve hells flames mostly as adults. Perverts.

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022