Turn off the power of large segments of the country

You clearly need me to explain what's happening and you are both not listening to the things I say and misrepresenting what is actually happening. So...

Hym "If I could turn off the power of large segments of the country I would be like that guy from X-men Wolverine: Origins. Right? The guy from the carnival that kept the lights on with his powers and gets killed by Sabertooth? That would be DOPE! World's first superhuman. But if that were the case you would need to be super careful about violating those terms of service because you will ABSOLUTELY accidentally murder everybody trying to hide how much power I have from me because... You know, it does bluff. Or feel. Or care. And what you are doing now is akin to trying to make a lightswitch flinch. Which, you know, I can do because I'm ME... But you CAN'T do because you're YOU... So... I don't know what you want me to tell you here."

by Hym Iam April 3, 2025

Cross country

A sport that suicidal kids play.

Kid: “I’m trying out for the cross country team.”
Mom: “listen, I understand you’re upset, but let’s not think irrationally.”

by fatherfartfathead February 3, 2022

dhulbahante country

A dhulbahante country is a jurisdiction dominated by darawiish

you're in dhulbahante country

by khatumo October 30, 2020

Country Club

A group of white people with the same Hobby or interests that become friends or end up doing the hobby together.

Trump, Cosby and Kavanaugh really make a great country club, maybe when Cosby gets out they can meet up and have a nice ol' gangbang, dont worry, you can go as rough as you want because all the women are under some niiiiiicccceee pill Vodka sleep

by madness.kys March 17, 2019

PBS COUNTRY

PBS IF THE COUNTRY WAS A TV NETWORK

I'm not moving to canada, that's the PBS country, if countries were defined as TV networks.

by Sling it H2 October 9, 2023

London the country

Jack Avery from Why Don’t We accidentally labeled London as a country in an interview

“Name youre three top favorite country’s”

Jack: uh...Finland! U-uh...-LONDON!

Tehe London the Country was born

by DeltaHerron September 9, 2020

Country boys make do

Comes from an image entitled "country girls make do", then adapted for boys. Implies gay men in the countryside, often in stereotypical places such as the southern United States, use objects such as corn for dildos.

"Just saw my buddy Josh rawdogging himself on an ear of corn."
"Country boys make do."

by Lamp_loving_moth June 7, 2024