Bumping Parasols

A euphemism for lesbian goth sex.

Ophelia & Willow are totally bumping parasols. *gasp*

by DisasterWeenie July 28, 2019

SPEED BUMP

Children

I thought I hit a speed bump until it started screaming

by JakePersonYT September 4, 2019

bear bump

When a woman who a man, or the "Bear," has shown interest in is suddenly propelled into a long term relationship with a different man within one to two months of Bear's expressed interest, usually resulting in marriage.

Jessica hadn't dated a guy in 6 years, but she got the Bear Bump and got married last Summer.

by Bear5555 March 28, 2014

Speed Bump

A person who is always in the way, always slowing down others around them. Examples: The person who writes a check at the grocery store, waiting until the cashier gives them the total before even beginning to write the check; the person doing the speed limit in the passing lane, holding up traffic and forcing everyone to pass them on the right; the person ahead of you in line at a government office who can't fill out a simple form, and takes 10 minutes for the clerk to serve instead of the normal 30 seconds.

I got stuck behind a speed bump at the grocery store yesterday. Asshole wrote a check and waited until their groceries were rung up before even starting to write the check.

by Crackhead Sam June 27, 2020

dump bump

(n.) A bump of blow (or really any drug that you snort), served to you while you are taking a shit. A line is also acceptable under these circumstances.

Serve me up a dump bump, please I'm trying to start this day off right.

by cjezioro September 22, 2010

bump transfer

when an exchange is made thrgh bumping into someone while walking. in order to keep from being noticed, usually done with secret or illegal things.

david: you got the money

nick: yeah, you got the "goods"

david: yeah, but we cant exchange here, we'll bump transfer in the hallway after 5th period to avoid detection

by the castrator December 14, 2010

Thumbsy-Bump

When you and a bro each stick their thumb up their ass and bump knuckles while turned backwards

Me and and the bros always thumbsy-bump at the end of a party. Last night me and kyle did a frontwards thumbsy-bump, our dicks touched but no homo.

by Thumbsy-bumper June 19, 2019