Does Dave seem different lately? “Yeah he’s been more spiritual now that he practices jalapeño breakfast.”
by Portemento July 22, 2021
by Mike Dunham December 02, 2021
When you rap your penis in bacon and pour maple syrup on it and preform anal on your partner, and when finished your partner continues to eat it off the penis.
by Justus-is-real December 04, 2016
Putting a dent in her breakfast involves sticking your cock up her bumhole as far as it'll go. The deeper you get,the greater the chances of hitting paydirt and leaving an imprint of your bellend in her poo. Those of you that can accomplish this feat have successfully 'put a dent in her breakfast'
Lillington bent over in eager anticipation, "give me the deepest bum fuck a man can muster!" she cried. That was a glorious evening, I humped and I pumped until finally, I put a dent in her breakfast
by Chuff buffler November 21, 2017
Eric: “I need breakfast”
Bailey: “bro we just ate dinner”
Eric: “I’m not talking about that type of breakfast”
Bailey: “bro we just ate dinner”
Eric: “I’m not talking about that type of breakfast”
by Purslaypussy November 20, 2022
Dogs allowed to roam free in rural areas will sometimes kill and eat small wild animals, thereby acquiring intestinal worm infestations. This can cause them to vomit in the night. Not every dog in that situation, but some, will then eat their own vomit, now-dead worms and all, when they wake in the morning.
Woke to find that Harley had already made his own dog's breakfast - puked up that rabbit he caught, plus some roundworms, and was re-eating the whole mess off the floor in the summer kitchen, by the wood stove.
by baumhauer01 August 03, 2018
by Bargie66 November 10, 2020