night breakfast

Making breakfast the night before the morning when you eat it.

Bro 1: What are you eating?
Bro 2: Night Breakfast?
Bro 1: What?
Bro 2: ... I made it last night..

by Cardinalsfan1988 August 28, 2015

Breakfast Hot-Box

Breakfast Hot-Box is when you hot-box (smoking weed in a closed car) in the morning.

"Hey, do you wanna wake up at 8 a.m. tomorrow and Breakfast Hot-Box?"

"Sure."

by Michxel Dixmxnd December 18, 2017

Breakfast of Champions

That thing your dad says.

Boy, this sure is quite the breakfast your mother cooked us— a regular breakfast of champions.

by SomeDude22 April 27, 2019

Breakfast

When your happiness comes to an end because you took an L. In other words, getting rejected.

Omo Moses don chop breakfast.
Elisa confessed to john but he ended up giving her breakfast

by tsulia March 20, 2022

Coyote's Breakfast

The act of urinating, surveying your surroundings, then carrying on with your business. This can be done in place of breakfast if you don't have time to eat. This act can also be referred to as, "a piss and a look around".

Guy #1: What time are we leaving in the morning?

Guy #2: 6. Will probably only have enough time for a coyote's breakfast.

by jacko_baby July 20, 2019

parisian breakfast

Parisian breakfast is the most important meal of the day, consisting entirely of coffee and cigarettes. While imaginably the morning meal of those of Paris, it is not necessarily served with a side of French contempt.

I never wake up early enough to eat a bowl of cereal or fry an egg, but I always have a coffee to-go and a few cigarettes as my Parisian breakfast on the morning commute

by v_velox June 12, 2019

Breakfast

This changes nothing.

Hym "Breakfast does not change what I am going to do. Lying to my family is not going to save you."

by Hym Iam April 10, 2025