Blue Waffle

Something that you should never look up on google images (seriously tho, this isn't a joke. Don't make the same mistake that I did)

Person 1: "I love blue food. I think I'm going to look up pictures of blue waffles right now to feel satisfied."
Person 2: "Geez! You're such a dumbass. Never look up blue waffles. I haven't been able to even use google since my incident."

by K._a._t._i._e._ May 31, 2017

Blue bath

The blue water inside a porta-potty

Hey did you see that kid get a blue bath when I knocked over that porta potty?

by Pauly Blart September 17, 2016

Blue Lawed

To be turned down when trying to purchase alcohol on a Sunday morning because of state laws

On Sunday I got blue lawed, I went to a bar at 11:15, but the bartender wouldn't serve me until noon.

by Tommy Shakespeare March 11, 2011

blue noodle

The act of dipping your dick in blue paint and smacking your girlfriend across the face leaving a dick shaped stamp.

Guy 1: Hey man what did you and Cindy get up to at the party last night.
Guy 2: We got fucked up and I gave her a blue noodle in the garage.

by Raoskie August 8, 2017

blue greener

A blue greener is someone who ships Larry to an extreme amount and are a big crazy Larry is the ship of Louis and Harry from the band one Direction and it’s not just a ship it’s also a real and epic love story of two kids torn apart by management but in the end found their way home

You see that girl over there yeah she’s a major blue greener she devotes her whole life to it

by Obviouslytheresnotruthtoit March 10, 2021

Blue lock

Ohoho! Sounds like me! Radical individualism and ego! Hurray!

Hym “Yeah, no... Humility is for the NOT me’s. Blue lock sounds dope. I wonder how shit-brain Jerome is going to take it when he finds out there is a soccer anime about me and NOT HIM. That’ll be cool and will remind him that I’m better (which is what he needs to have happen) because nothing will ever be about him because he only regurgitates inane and trivial bullshit on a loop because his ideas are worthless. Like Dr. JeepJorp.”

by Hym Iam November 22, 2022

blue jowls

1. Possibly uncomfortable moments of ravenous anticipation immediately preceding occassions of intense potable bliss.

2. Prognosis for condition arising from long periods of time without consumption.

"Man, this is gonna taste so good, I got the blue jowls sooo bad!"

by Pheon1xBorn January 29, 2005