Beaver Blowjob

The act of getting your meat stick scraped by nothing but the front teeth.

That nerdy bitch Krista in the office gave me a beaver blowjob last night and my knobgoblin is covered in scabs.

by Taste the ROE July 29, 2022

Beaver Pole

Not showering after having sex and using your penis to have sex with your next lover. They are getting the Beaver Pole.

He had sex with his wife and went to bed. He did not shower, and the next day he had sex with his girlfriend. She got the Beaver Pole.

by Mr. Butts July 10, 2022

beaver dream

It is like a wet dream. It could also be dream about women genitalia.

I had a weird beaver dream last night. I had the best beaver dream.

by Kittiepoo August 19, 2023

Beaver machine

A sapphic, colloquial term for "furry vagina."

Person 1: "I heard that Cindy never shaves!"
Person 2: "Yeah, she has a crazy beaver machine."

by Beaverenthusiast March 11, 2025

beaver dam

The ugly chick that keeps unknowingly cock blocks the hot one. One might almost feel sorry for her.

That poor fucking beaver dam has no idea she's cock blocking any of us.

by kcoochie December 10, 2014

Grass beaver

Someone with large teeth who likes to steal boyfriends/girlfriends they are a grass beaver because they have a tendency to talk to you as if they are your friend but eventually end up helping your boyfriend/girlfriend cheat on you with them or other people. These people also have a tendency to denie it when you confront them about it. Watch out for grass beavers at all costs.

Watch out for that grass beaver.

by Elizabeth ssssssss February 18, 2017

Gayton Beaver

Justin Bieber

HEY LOOK ITZ GAYTON BEAVER!!!

by KrazyMAn6 November 26, 2010