Bump uglies

When two straight guys bump and rub their uglies together.

(Straight guys by definition don't appreciate the beauty of male genitalia therefore rendering them ugly in their perspective)

Josh and Nick got so wasted they started to bump uglies on the living room floor.

by sudnvm May 29, 2020

Bump

The action of stealing something, usually from acquaintances, and things usually stolen is food, drinks, or small quantities of money. Typically said in Scotland.

Mate, d'you bump my buckie?
No, I didn't, I swear.

by The definite pisstake. July 30, 2020

Bumped a Dumpster

The phrase used to describe having intercourse with an ugly partner.

Last night was rough, after I woke up I realized I bumped a dumpster.

by jimmydeaneggs August 16, 2020

Bump

Another word for “same”. usually used by gamers on twitter.

Person 1 : “Miss my old british friend. No idea where he’s been at lately.”
Person 2 : “Bump”

by IcanCareLess August 23, 2020

bump cuts

Playing music loudly, ideally on some nice speakers.

Yo, I just finished work...come through with some bud and let's bump cuts, I got the new RTJ album on wax!

by sfweedman August 28, 2020

bumping teeth

Extreamly bad at making out or inexperienced at making out.

This girl was bumping teeth the whole night.

by Semiproleach June 3, 2020

bumping teeth

Extremely bad at making out or inexperienced at kissing

I tried making out with a girl but she was just bumping teeth the whole time

by Semiproleach June 3, 2020