Awesome

Me in general

I'm too awesome to put one down

by LinkZelda December 27, 2011

Awesome

An overused word. People use it to describe shit that isn't awesome and never was. A word Eric Cartman from Southpark told himself he was when he found out nobody else really liked or respected him or his authoritie (or his bank account). He also made his stuffed animals tell him he was awesome, and that he was not a joke.

There was never anything awesome about Cartman from Southpark. If there were any likeable cartoon characters from Southpark, they were Terrence and Philip.

by Solid Mantis December 3, 2020

Awesomeness

Paul French

He is the best dude to ever live. The way he lives life is pure awesomeness.

by Meawesome21 February 18, 2022

Lord of Awesomeness

David. Someone who claims to be the ruler of the universe, yet he is mistaken. The ruler of the universe is the Lady of Amazingness, Ava.

“I am the Lord of Awesomeness” (he’s wrong)

by lord of amazingness May 2, 2023

Awesome Sauce

Something amazing that happened.

I just went snowboarding and it was awesome sauce!

Awesome sauce!

by Dick Mazing June 1, 2011

awesomeness in a can

Awesomeness in a can refers to how something is really amazing and it is packaged perfectly, almost in a flawless manner. In other words, there is no risk of it going away or changing.

TYLER: Dude, the resort is all inclusive and boos are included!
MICHAEL: Bro, that is awesomeness in a can.

by SURFDUDE88 December 8, 2023

Burrito Of Awesomeness

The best way to fold a burrito... as follows:
1- Fold a small portion of the bottom up, to keep your shit from falling out.
2- Wrap the right end over your delicious burrito fillings (beef, refried beans, cheese, lettuce, etc.) and try to tuck it in under the deliciousness.
3- Take the part you just folded, and roll it to the left to complete your Burrito Of Awesomeness.
4- Eat that shit!

The Burrito Of Awesomeness is the best way to make a Tacho.

by Nikolai103 June 19, 2010