At the beginning of time, there was Keith Austin Hernandez. There was never a time where he wasn’t here. He’s always been. You don’t even need a where. Not even a when. That’s how every it gets
I want Keith Austin Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen.
I want Keith Austin Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen.
by Believer of Keithanism September 9, 2020
Get the Keith Austin Hernandezmug. The prettiest woman in the world, she doesn't know her own self worth. Austin Osborn is a flirt but is scared by 7-inch-candy bars.
by Help-i'm-dying April 20, 2018
Get the Austin Osbornmug. 1. Pulling and austin worthington is slang for having a horrible, painful, unfortunate, unfair, unhappy or just plain bad event take place in your life.
2. It also can be used to sum up the life of a very unfortunate person.
2. It also can be used to sum up the life of a very unfortunate person.
"That guy jut got stabbed 14 times, raped, his family left him and everyone in the room went over to him and started kicking in the gut while spitting on him."
"Yep that guy is pulling an Austin Worthington"
"Yep that guy is pulling an Austin Worthington"
by Ustin Orthington October 14, 2011
Get the Pulling an Austin Worthingtonmug. by Discgolfer499 October 11, 2022
Get the Austin Linemug. A male boyfriend commonly found in a cage or doghouse. Resulting in late video game playing or going home early.
by Dhwiei November 23, 2021
Get the Austinmug. A sex position very similar to doggy-style, but with two they/not them's. Strap-ons are not allowed and if there is no penis involved, too bad.
Mason: Yeah, Todd and I Austin Hammered last night.
Callum: Oh my God, did you like it?
Mason: I mean, sorta, they didn't have a cock so it was kind of just not them grinding on me.
Callum: Oh my God, did you like it?
Mason: I mean, sorta, they didn't have a cock so it was kind of just not them grinding on me.
by OMG YOUR COCK IS SO GIRTHY AND September 7, 2021
Get the austin hammermug. by Mr. Thinker. November 28, 2023
Get the Austin Martinezmug.