remembering 9/11

A phrase used to cover up the fact that you were masturbating.

Father: Johhny, why were you in your room so long?
Johnny: (with sad look on face, and sobs) Remembering 9/11.
Father: Aw, ok son. You ok?
Johnny: Ohhhhhhhh Yeahhhhhhhh

by Ballantine October 17, 2007

9 off a 10

Doing a 9 inch line of coke off of a 10 inch dick.

"You think a 9 off a 10 is impressive. Honey, try doing a ten off a nine." - Anonymous Drag Queen.

by Rocko. March 22, 2008

9:00 sundae

Gettin high then making love

Jenny and I had the best 9:00 sundae last night

by WindyTrees666 May 25, 2017

9 april 2003

The day A FAT ASS BITCH was born.

9 april 2003: Fat ass bitch day

by ~ a fat ass bitch October 6, 2020

9 inch punisher

The (Not so secret) weapon of the Legendary Jonathan K Mina,
Its rumored to have a chilling irrrefusable call similar to the sirens from the Odyssey, But proves to be the effective while dealing with Asian jailbait

Asian Girl 1: Holyshit did you feel that 9 inch punisher yet? Its to Die for.!.!
Asian girl 2: No! But i dream of the day where i'm lucky enough!

by DepthsHigh November 24, 2014

customer number 9

Customer Number 9 is a term used to hide the real identity of a Very Important Customer. Used generally in sleazy places, i.e. beer houses, sex dens, etc.

Waiter 1: Mr. Cole requests for another round of tequila.
Waiter 2: You mean "customer number 9" is requesting for another round of tequila?
Waiter 3: Sorry, "customer number 9" it is.

by Mark Cole April 9, 2008

9/11 Conspiracy

An idea that George Bush organized 9/11. It's fucking stupid but it's fun to use in some situations.

Martin hid in a bush while playing hide and seek and yelled:
"I call this technique the 9/11 conspiracy because it involves a bush!"

Credit to a shitty youtuber named Darkk Mane

by AltSLEEP May 27, 2019