When you take peanut butter m&ms and pour them in your partners vaginal cavity, continue intercourse and crush the m&ms with your penis until your partner is ready to suck the peanut butter off your dick.
by Audgepodgebigodge July 13, 2020
Get the Texas Gas Stationmug. A type of "Silent, But Deadly" fart. This subdivision is classified as vomit inducing and nauseating to those who inhale the toxic fumes. A whiff of this deadly gas has the ability to incapacitate someone and render them unconscious. This classification of fart is only used in extreme cases, when the producer of the fart is the only person aware of the release until the smell reaches its victims. The abbreviation of this, IMG can also be used in conversation.
To provoke this type of fart the following conditions may apply:
1. Consuming too many foods w/ high amounts of carbohydrates
Of the three main nutrients, carbohydrates produce the most gas because sugar and starch easily ferment. Half of us are endowed with bacteria that particularly prefer munching on unprocessed carbohydrates -- unless you are like me, in which case tuna does the trick. As you might have guessed, beans contain more indigestible carbohydrates than most foods.
2. Consuming indigestible foods
Many daily foods are considered "indigestible" -- milk being one of them. Cow milk is unnatural to the human body, which is why a lot of people are lactose intolerant. Lactose intolerance means the body does not know how to digest milk, so it sets it aside as waste. If you happen to have a lot of "gas enzymes" in your system and you are lactose intolerant, milk can make you fart.
To provoke this type of fart the following conditions may apply:
1. Consuming too many foods w/ high amounts of carbohydrates
Of the three main nutrients, carbohydrates produce the most gas because sugar and starch easily ferment. Half of us are endowed with bacteria that particularly prefer munching on unprocessed carbohydrates -- unless you are like me, in which case tuna does the trick. As you might have guessed, beans contain more indigestible carbohydrates than most foods.
2. Consuming indigestible foods
Many daily foods are considered "indigestible" -- milk being one of them. Cow milk is unnatural to the human body, which is why a lot of people are lactose intolerant. Lactose intolerance means the body does not know how to digest milk, so it sets it aside as waste. If you happen to have a lot of "gas enzymes" in your system and you are lactose intolerant, milk can make you fart.
John: Yo, today in class I totally released a cloud of Incognito Mustard Gas.
Max: No way, dude I was trying to pull that off for the last month.
John: You won't believe it someone actually puked all over their desk, some other kid passed out.
Max: Dawg, that's some tight stuff right there. You gotta tell me your secret.
John: No problem let me just eat this can of beans and this whole onion. Gotta keep up the flatulence if you know what I mean.
Max: I always know what you mean, man. Send me some of that though. I totally need to release some of that IMG soon dude. Been holding it in for like a week.
John: DAWGGG.
Max: DAWWG.
Max: No way, dude I was trying to pull that off for the last month.
John: You won't believe it someone actually puked all over their desk, some other kid passed out.
Max: Dawg, that's some tight stuff right there. You gotta tell me your secret.
John: No problem let me just eat this can of beans and this whole onion. Gotta keep up the flatulence if you know what I mean.
Max: I always know what you mean, man. Send me some of that though. I totally need to release some of that IMG soon dude. Been holding it in for like a week.
John: DAWGGG.
Max: DAWWG.
by MEEEGAAN December 9, 2013
Get the Incognito Mustard Gasmug. When a loved poops in a shower cap, then wraps the poop filled shower cap around the loved ones face.
by Dick cuckler April 6, 2017
Get the texas gas maskmug. Where you shit on a girl’s pussy/asshole and then press your foot into it as if it were a gas pedal and try to get the shit inside
David: How was last night?
Jeremy: It was absolutely insane, I gave Emma a Albanian gas pedal
David: Jesus that’s disgusting
Jeremy: It was absolutely insane, I gave Emma a Albanian gas pedal
David: Jesus that’s disgusting
by Ekdjenendnsjsj July 31, 2023
Get the Albanian gas pedalmug. When two people are taking a shower together and one of them takes a shower cap and fart's into it and put it over the other persons face
by Child beater 69 May 16, 2018
Get the louisiana gas maskmug. by itsme1978 October 21, 2013
Get the atomic ass gasmug. That is when A man or woman sucks a fart out of there partners ass then blows it back in there mouth then with the use of a candle blow fart into flame to create a fire ball
by Ken kaiser July 9, 2018
Get the Rusty gas bustermug.