Girl Parker’s are the best. They’re usually talented at something or athletic and have the best eye for style, music, and art. Girl Parker’s are the sweetest and most empathetic and caring people in the world (which some can find surprising because of their intimidating looks). Girl Parker’s are beautiful in a way that is unexplainable, you just get a crush on them no matter what. It helps that their body is fit. They’re charming, flirty, and honest. They have amazing banter and are very observant. Girl Parker’s are 100% wifey-material, and will always support their friends x
by Sexygodmsbn November 23, 2021
Get the Parker girlmug. by daniella245 March 4, 2024
Get the pretty girls love smeezymug. 
Girl 1: Wasn’t Lily just in the bathroom a minute ago?
Girl 2: Yeah, but she has some REAL bad Girl Blasts.
Girl 1: Oh. So…I’ll just wait until I get home to wash my hands…
Girl 2: Yeah, but she has some REAL bad Girl Blasts.
Girl 1: Oh. So…I’ll just wait until I get home to wash my hands…
by The Power, the Power to Read November 30, 2023
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by meme girl October 21, 2019
Get the Vsco girlmug. A girl invited to a party just for the vibe. Like alcohol is called a “social lubricant,” a vaseline girl is a vibe lubricant—someone who smooths out the atmosphere, makes things more lively, and adds social flavor. Not meant to be taken too seriously.
“Don’t get attached, she’s just a vaseline girl—they invited her for the vibes, not your love life.”
“Every good party needs music, drinks, and at least one vaseline girl.”
“Relax bro, she’s just a vaseline girl to keep the party flowing.”
“Every good party needs music, drinks, and at least one vaseline girl.”
“Relax bro, she’s just a vaseline girl to keep the party flowing.”
by Andersbel August 16, 2025
Get the Vaseline girlmug. by Pussyliciouscuntz42069 April 4, 2024
Get the Slay girl queen pussy bossmug.