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Fuck Me sideways

Its when your fucked big time.
Ryan Ryenolds in blade trinity after seeing the 2 rotweiler vampire fucks. goes ''fuck me sideways''
by Sobykicksass February 28, 2010
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fuck himself straight

the stage between thinking you are gay and admitting it to yourself.

happens often with gay guys, they will have sex with a lot of girls to try to turn themselves straight.

it usually doesn't work. after this, they realize they can't change it and begin to accept it.
person 1: "jason had sex with so many girls.. i didn't know he was gay."
person 2: "yeah, he tried to fuck himself straight. didn't work, though."
by knifeaudition June 11, 2006
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Lynchian Head Fuck

Occurs during or after watching one of the works of Filmmaker David Lynch, when the astutley observed, nightmarish portrayal of the true nature of the human condition causes such a level of identification with the protagonist(s), that one suffers their fate and (either momentarily or on a prolonged, recurrent basis) begins to question the reality of his or her surroundings, relationships, actions and the time-space continuum itself.
I watched Inland Empire the other day, the room 47 scene spun me into a Lynchian Head Fuck.
by HerNewCamaro December 31, 2009
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up the fuck shut

A very extreme form of shut the fuck up, often abbreviated as UTFS. When used there is no possible comeback and the target must accept defeat no matter the circumstances
Teddy: Matt guess what
Matt: what?
Teddy: UP THE FUCK SHUT
Matt:...fine...you win
by MrMartinIsWatchingYou November 18, 2010
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give a flying fuck

A phrase used to emphesize the word fuck
by xxpiercetheblackveilxc November 17, 2013
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Fucked By a Rusty Spoon

#1. A phrase used to describe the resent or displeasure one has to perform a task or assignment. Used to make such a task given more painful or agonizing than getting fucked by a rusty spoon.

#2. A term of excitement, surprise, or awe.
#1a. I'd rather get fucked by a rusty spoon than go out with that chick.

#1b. Mom: "Daniel, take out the trash and clean the dishes!"
Daniel: "I'd prefer getting fucked by a rusty spoon than do that!"

#2. Brianna: "I won a trip to the Bahamas!"
Will: "Well I'll be fucked by a rusty spoon, that's great!"
by reditalia593 March 14, 2010
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Start fucking that chicken

To begin doing well in a manner prescribed by Ernie Anastos.
Shit! I got a 38 on my econ test!

Sounds like you need to start fucking that chicken in that class.
by atomicplatypus October 14, 2009
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