Why did the condom cross the road?

Because it was pissed off

'Why did the condom cross the road?' Is a original joke that I created. Definitely didn't copy from anywhere

by Notmelol123 April 22, 2022

Are oh are why

Smile the best is yet to come (Scottish slang)

1: I’m having such a bad day!

2: Don’t worry, are oh are why!
1: You’re right I guess

by Scottishslang4321 August 17, 2022

Oh fucking why

When you are either pissed off, hopeless, in trouble, or suffering, or maybe all at once. Literally means "why is this happening?", but in a less nice way.

Guy1: homeless
Guy2: takes the guy's stuff and hits him with a bat
Guy 1(crying and pissed): Oh fucking why?!

by PsychoticBlackHole May 31, 2022

Why?

That question kids will constantly ask even though you already gave them an answer.

Kid: Why do things happen?
Person: I don’t know
Kid: Why?
Person: Because I don’t know
Kid: Why?
Person: Because. I don’t know
Kid: Why?
Person: I ALREADY SAID I DON’T KNOW
Kid: Why?

by SomeRandomPersonGuy November 1, 2019

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by Roman06 August 4, 2025

You can put pajamas on a tiger too… but why would you?

You can put pajamas on a tiger too… but why would you?

You can put pajamas on a tiger too… but why would you?

by Spock* October 26, 2024

Why defend bad people

Because it's the basis of our legal system

Hym "Why defend bad people, Candace? Isn't one of the axioms of your religion that everyone is bad? Literally? If you can't defend bad people (to you) YOU can't defend anyone!"

by Hym Iam July 12, 2024