Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then the spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.

- Did you hear about David getting arrested?

- No, what happened??
- His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!

by anonymous December 19, 2021

unicorn

originally a one horned rhinoceros. This creature is mentioned as a unicorn in the King James Version of the Bible.

Job 39:9 reads "Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?"

by cowlitzron December 5, 2022

Unicorn ride

Sexually, this is when you have a rare opportunity to be with someone magical.

Slept with Lisa last night. It was a Unicorn ride!

by Erb Toh June 11, 2020

Puff of hot air from lips of a ghost in the shadow of a unicorns dream

1.Something that never existed.

2. A figment of the imagination.
3. A lie

"I lied about being a doctor. It was a puff of hot air from lips of a ghost in the shadow of a unicorns dream."

by anonymous April 24, 2023

unicorn toes

A perverted man in his 50 trying to go rape little kids.

Dude that guy looks like a complete unicorn toes!

by Unicorn perv January 3, 2015

Unicorn

A unicorn is a person who is willing to join an existing couple. They may join the couple only for sex, or they may become a more involved part of the relationship and spend nonsexual, companionship time together too.

"Me and brad are looking for a unicorn to spice things up!"

by Smartickles January 24, 2024

Unicorn

The perfect girl, usually impossible to catch.

See that girl Kimantha, she is a total Unicorn!

by Unicornfinder2021 October 16, 2021