Two Word Rule

When a female and male are communicating via text messaging and the female replies with two words or less, the male may not respond. Only exception is if the female is asking a question that consists of only two words. Also, smiley faces count as one word.

Male to another Male: I really want to text Sarah back but I can't because of the two word rule.

examples of two word rule in use include:

Male: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
Female: Nothing much.

Male: How are you?
Female: Good.

by buckfuddy3 December 23, 2010

Teddy Two-Step

A Teddy Two-Step is when a male and female partake in sexual intercourse and the male ejaculates his load into the woman's vagina. Immediately after the photo finish the female uses a paint stick to suck the seamen out of her and shoots the load into the males ass.

that bitch pulled a Teddy Two-Step on me!

by Teduardo Sanchez April 6, 2011

One Two Shuffle

The act of going to the toilet to urinate and part-way through manoeuvring to bust a dump. This requires the individual to awkwardly move from a standing facing position while simultaneously pulling down their pants and doing a 180 into a seated position.

It took every ounce of my coordination to pull off that one two shuffle on the flight to Vegas.

by Paddo83 November 3, 2012

Two Fork Meal

The occurance of ordering so much take out that you are given two forks because they think the order is for two.

I ordered take-out for dinner last night and they they gave me a two fork meal. I ordered so much they thought it was for two people!!!

by MJSch October 13, 2009

Texas Two Sac

When you throw one bag on her head and one on yours as well in case hers falls off.

Molly was so ugly I had to go with the Texas Two Sac so I asked her "paper or plastic" and threw a bag on Molly's head and one on myself as well so as to eliminate any possibility of seeing face.

by MrFurly December 19, 2007

Two Bob Lob

Tossing a 20 cent piece on a fine girls ass then having all you mates shoot their loads on the ass to see who gets closest

As the boys came over last friday night to play cards we suggested to our flatmate Penny to partake in a game of Two Bob Lob she accepted winner got the pussy.

by Lob Bobber October 25, 2010

beast with two backs

The frightening moaning creature that two people become when they engage in intercourse

Watch a porno and you'll know what I mean. The beast with two backs can even be found in your bedroom or any popular sexual habitat

by Marisha A January 23, 2007