Tool

a person, usually a male, who thinks they are god, and they were sent onto this earth to make stupid comments with no importance to them whatsoever.

Jason McGuire is such a tool

by godddddd121256 December 8, 2010

tool hound

One who hounds (engulfs / inhales) as much tool ( male genitals) as they can.

Tool hound: One who hounds (engulfs / inhales) as much tool ( male genitals) as they can.
"That dude looks like a homo."
"Yeah man, a total tool hound"

by choose one April 30, 2016

tool pusher

The cocksucker who runs the rig location

Dan told murphy to get to work, because he is the tool pusher and he’ll decide

by Indian In A Tp May 15, 2018

telecell tool

These are the people that try to get on television and call their friends to see if they're on tv. They wave and smile like the true tools that they are.

John sat in the front row behind home plate at the Indians game and called me to let me know that was him waving. What a telecell tool.

by cinti August 24, 2006

Tool

Gun, pole, glock or any firearm that stays closeby in case shit goes down.

Her: Those dudes bout to make a move on him.
Friend: Ha! That nigga stay with his tool.

by DatBishPressure March 29, 2022

tool

an individual, usually male, who is a member of the UB Thunder of the East marching band. Most likely a Tuba player. These individuals are characterized by by the backwards black UB fitted cap, blue batting gloves, and aviators that make up their uniform.

Yo, did you see the UB game on ESPN2 last night? Which one of those tools thought it would look bad ass to wear aviators with their tuba?

by link2397 November 19, 2009

Tool

Someone who wears a visor

Jacob is a tool

by Boom Roasted July 21, 2018