Too bent

When you too drunk most of the time you bent over.

Ricky: yo that man nick had too much to drink, he’s too bent.

by Radollarz April 9, 2022

too dot to trot

Absolutely astoundingly magnificent sites unparallaled by any but a few

Some sites appear to be too dot to trot.

by Hercolena Oliver October 21, 2008

Too Far

Putting peanut butter and having ur dog lick ur asshole while u got ya dick in ur mouth

I really like putting peanut butter and having my dog lick my asshole while I have a dick in my mouth. Woah bro, that’s too far.

by Emmit December 22, 2022

Too Weakers

Pants that hang low or are sagging.

Dan: Where'ed you get those Too Weakers.

Boliver: I got um over at Echo unlimited

by kInG O' BlInG June 4, 2010

Too-foo

Too fucking phony

Look at Gina that bitch is too-foo

by phatKAT999 August 28, 2023

Having too much cream

Having it too easy in the post office

“You need to get him off that route, he’s having too much cream”

by Ofsuburbia December 16, 2023

i am too baguette for this

when your french amigo is incapable of understanding what is going on/being said

oh i went up the apple and pears

i dont know what that means, i am too baguette for this

by bobconcarni November 3, 2023