D. Tongue Sanchez

a lick given immediately after a dog has dined upon feces, or licked b-hole. It is the dirty sanchez variant delivered via dog tongue, that is not necessarily centric to the upper lip.

It was only when I noticed a smear of shit on my wrist that I was able to concede that my face, which had also been licked by my dog, was also covered in shit. My little puppy had executed a very thorough D. Tongue Sanchez.

by 1quarter20use#7 November 22, 2009

Floor-tongue

Imaginary Tongue made up by some one who is stoned.

As Demerald got high.. Billis mc trumpis tryed to give him a mint then dropped it.. Then Demerald says oh shit the Floor-Tongue got it!

by Demerald420 March 11, 2010

tongue of a sailor

To be potty mouthed

Someone who swears or curses alot

Person1: Is that Rick? He lookes like a nice guy

Person2: Yeah, Rick looks kind but he’s got a tongue of a sailor

by Rick:] September 24, 2021

Tongue Monster

Noun
Where one person ties up or otherwise restrains another, then proceeds to lick all over their body

"Dude, why is your skin all shiny...and sticky?"
"My girlfriend gave me a tongue monster..."

by LostABet January 1, 2012

Spud tongue

The little hanging or middle piece of a woman’s vagina

Holy smokes Clyde, ol Malinda got her spud tongue spooled out

by Barnes217 January 25, 2024

Tongue Hung

The title you give someone who gives the best oral sex you've ever had in your life. The gender reversed term of Throat Goat.

Me to my BFF: ugh that guy's such a douche, I only keep seeing him because he's so tongue hung.

by GenericCultLeader February 28, 2021

smack tongue

Something that your girlfriend or wife says not to do when you go out and she's not with you.

Man: I'm going out with my friends tonight, want to come?
Girl: No, I'm tired. Just don't smack tongue tonight.

by Chriscu November 30, 2015